data-mm-id=”_50g7g0rzh”>Everyone is fired up about the solar eclipse today and, quite obviously, the freaking moon shimmying its way directly between Earth and the sun is remarkably badass. The mysteries of the universe are not explored, considered or appreciated enough these days because — hey look, another screen to bury my face in! And this particular eclipse is getting all the bells and whistles of a Super Bowl pregame show because certain parts of this great country will get to experience totality. Which, scientifically speaking, means the the sun's light will be boxed out with great passion and effectiveness like the moon is Dennis Rodman in his prime. It's pretty cool and I am not trying to be a buzzkill here. But I do feel it's my duty as a Lunar Eclipse Guy he…